Hello everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here! I had a nice extended weekend off and although I am just a three year old baby dragon (although some claim I am just one amongst many avatars of an avid Internet surfer), I do know my American history.
I certainly know what the Declaration of Independence is and where it was signed.
On the bottom of the document, of course!
But this weekend, let's take a look at some tongue twisters.
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
Well, what she does in her off hours is her business, but just is her primary source of income? I mean, after all, there really isn't much of a market for second hand sea shells now, is there?
"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?"
A peck. It states that clearly in the first sentence, duh!
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Well now, that's a silly question! After all, a woodchuck just isn't built to throw (chuck) anything! Could you imagine them trying to toss a Frisbee on the beach, or being an outfielder on a baseball team? Preposterous!
"Black background, brown background."
What's the matter, can't the decorator make up their mind?
"You scream. I scream. We all scream for ice cream!"
Good, I'm hungry!
See you folks next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!