Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Now although I am just a five year old baby dragon (unless you believe those tales about me being just one of many avatars of an avid Internet user), like any child, I am always curious about the world around me.
And I wonder about things, such as:
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, they gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, they always stick their head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
And, believe it or not, children are also observant too! For example:
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
A waist is a difficult thing to mind.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Editing is a rewording activity.
We should stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
There's no sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Thanks for reading, and have a great week.
-wd.
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