Sunday, August 30, 2009

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: AUGUST 30, 2009

Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Now as a dragon (for those of you who do not believe that I am just one amongst many avatars of an avid Internet surfer) I am as much in touch with the animal kingdom as I am the Human world.
But have you ever wondered about some of the other critters within this realm?

Take Dolphins for example.
Now at first I was curious how a marine mammal could play a land based game like football, despite the fact that they were based in Miami.
But Dolphins are a lot smarter than you think!
Look at it from their perspective for a moment. Within a few weeks of moving to an aquarium, they've trained the people working there to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish!

Dogs are considered Man's best friend, but does Man return the favor?
After all, what kind of a friend would have someone "fixed" when they're not broken?
Of course Groucho Marx is quoted as saying, "Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

Felines on the other hand are a totally different story.
They lay around the house all day practically doing nothing except eating and sleeping. Sometimes the most excitement they have is moving from wherever they were napping to and from the food dish.
But what is with that attitude they possess? Just because they lay around everywhere they think they own the place. It's kind of embarrassing when in fact the dragon of the house actually owns the place!

But believe it or not, the most human like member of the animal kingdom is actually the spider.
I know one pair of mated spiders who are actually going to a marriage counselor right now.
Mrs. Spider is always complaining that her husband never pays any attention to her because he's always too busy surfing the web!

Well, that's all the time I have for this weekend folks!
See you next time for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

No comments: