Sunday, August 23, 2009


Hello everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Last Sunday, I discussed how observant children actually are.
But did you know that you can learn a few things just by reading another person's t-shirt?
For example...

One person wore a shirt that said: "I don't suffer from insanity. I love every minute of it."
Now there's a person who really enjoys life!

But then I saw another t-shirt that said: "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."
Well, I do know the phone number of a good repairman...

There was a couple walking down the street wearing similar shirts. One said "Five for Fighting" and the other said "Foo Fighters".
Now my question is: What is foo? And why does it require five to fight it?

I saw a shirt that said: "Beam me up, Scotty! There's no intelligent life down here!"
Well I can assure you right now folks, some of the other planets aren't all that great either!

I did see one shirt that said: "Procrastinate NOW!" but doesn't that kind of defeat the objective?

And there was one t-shirt worn by a Senior Citizen who definitely had their act together. It said: "I do not iron my clothes. If I'm not wrinkle free, why should they be?"

I'll see you next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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