Hello everybody. Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
This weekend, let's salute (humorously of course) those valiant men and women within the world's police departments.
Why did the police go to the baseball game?
They heard someone had stolen a base!
Why did the book want to join the police force?
It wanted to go undercover!
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why are police officers so strong?
Because they can hold up traffic!
A bruised and battered turtle crawls into a police station. Upon reaching the officer on duty, the turtle gasped: "A gang of snails just beat me up!"
The officer replied, "Did you get a good look at them?"
"Well, no, it all happened so fast!"
See you next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd