Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
Boy, this is turning out to be one hot summer, isn't it.
Why... just the other day I saw a tree actually thank a dog for its restroom visit.
In any event, let's take a look at how to beat the heat!
01. Stay in the shade.
This goes without saying. It's always cooler in the shade. If you can't find any regular shade like from a tall tree or from the side of a building, just stand beside someone taller than you are.
02. You know the old saying about how "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen"? Take the advice and let someone else fix your meals for you!
03. Go somewhere cool, like maybe the beach!
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
"Do you smell bacon?"
04. If you do go out, use plenty of sun screen.
Unfortunately they don't make SPF 1000, but do the best you can.
05. Drink plenty of liquids. You don't want to dehydrate.
A bus of tourists was driving cross country and started to pass through the desert. While doing so, a woman turned to her husband and said "Now do you see why I always nag you to water the yard!"
You know how some people open lemonade stands during the summer? I saw a kid asking if he could open a hot dog stand.
His mother asked, "Do you know how to make a hot dog stand?"
The kid replied, "Sure. Take its chair away!"
Okay, I hope everyone manages to beat the heat and stays cool!
And we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!-wd.