Sunday, August 29, 2010
THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: AUGUST 29, 2010
Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Now, as pointed out elsewhere in this forum, school will be starting up again soon if it hasn't already done so in your area.
So I thought I would pose some questions for all those young scholars to think about in the days ahead.
Q: The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that?
A: There are 2 T's in THAT!
Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A: A hole!
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!
Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
A: One! After that it's not empty.
Q: "Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? "
A: "Neither, they both weigh a ton! "
Does your shirt have holes in it?
Then how did you put it on?
Q: Why are teachers like eye doctors?
A. Because they both look at pupils all day long!
Okay, I hope everybody enjoys the rest of their weekend and the week ahead, and we'll be back next time for more Sunday Funnies!