|"Despite the fur coat, I'm still cold!"|
Ms. Waxy Dragon will be with us tomorrow to kick off the Chinese Lunar New Year since 2012 is the Year of the Dragon.
Now one thing I've noticed about Humans is that you folks love your sports. Whether it's watching or actually participating in them, there is not a day that goes by without sports entering the picture at least once in any 24 hour period.
Right now professional football (not the soccer version) is working its way through the playoffs to determine the two teams that will compete in this year's Super Bowl. Basketball is bouncing at last professionally, and the warmer weather games like baseball and golf will be starting up soon enough.
Personally, I like the warmer weather games.
A warm Spring or Summer day. Fresh green grass to romp and play on. Aah...
Sure beats the winter stuff we've got right now.
So let's get right to it with some sports jokes.
Why did the football player want change for a dollar?
He needed a quarter back.
What is a golfer's favorite letter?
How is a baseball team like a pancake?
They both need a good batter.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Despite the fact baseball already has Cardinals, Orioles, Blue Jays, Tigers, Cubs, Diamondbacks, and Marlins, (geez, that's a long list) what is actually the best animal to play baseball?
Bats. After all, both teams have plenty whenever they play.
Why did the football player quit after his team mistakenly made a touchdown at their own end zone?
Because they had achieved their goal.
And on that note, we'll wrap it up for now.
Take care everyone. Have a great week, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.-AtP.