Sunday, January 15, 2012


Sit? Stay? When can I do what I want?
Hello Everyone. Autumn the Puppy here!
Ms. Waxy Dragon will be back January 23 to kick off the Chinese New Year because 2012 is, based upon the lunar calendar, the Year of the Dragon.
Meanwhile, although some of the courses were a bit ruff at times, I have already passed obedience school, but still wish I could attend a regular school like you Humans do.
It must be fun to learn new stuff every day.
But for some reason there are those who don't seem to think so.
In fact, let's see how well you do right now.
Class is in session. Time for a pop quiz.
No, not about Coke, Pepsi, or even your dads. I'm gonna post some questions, and we'll see how well you do.

01. When did Napoleon die?
No, the answer is not "In his last battle".
He actually died in exile on the island of Saint Helena in 1821.
Maybe I should try an easier one on you.

02. Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
No, I'm afraid the answer is not Grant, because when you're entombed, your coffin lies above ground.
Now if I had asked "Who is entombed in Grant's Tomb?", then Grant would be the right answer, for if anyone else was in there, then it wouldn't be Grant's Tomb.
Let's try this again.

03. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
No, not "On the bottom".
It was in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Let's see if I can find an even easier one.

04. How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?
Yes, that gentleman in the back who keeps frantically raising his hand.
What? Oh, the bathroom is out the back door, down the hall, and to the right.
Anyone else?
I'll repeat the question.

04. How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?
Yes, that lady in the brown dress.
"Any way you want to. Concrete floors are very hard to crack."

Okay. We have a winner! Class is dismissed. Take care, have a great week, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-AtP.

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