Sunday, January 8, 2012


Hello Everybody!
Ms. Waxy Dragon here, and let's all bid a great big welcome to 2012.
In a couple of week's by the Chinese calendar, it will be the Year Of The DRAGON!
And I'm not talking about the late Bruce Lee, although he made some great films over the course of his unfortunately short career.
But right now we have a new year in general to celebrate!

Have you ever wondered about how the years are arranged?
We have the Summer Olympics just once every four years.
Is that because years like 2012 are such great jumpers?
After all, they are LEAP years!

Did you hear about the crook who was caught trying to steal a calendar?
He got 12 months.

Why are calendars so popular?
Because they have so many dates!

Sometimes I wonder if the calendar is wrong. I mean, people complain enough as it is that there aren't enough days in the week to do everything they want or need to do. But when I look at a calendar. I only see seven in any given week. What happened to TWOS day?
And which one is supposed to be TO day? That always seems to be changing.

What is the short order cook's favorite day of the week?
FRY Day.

What is a dessert lover's favorite day of the week?

And on that note, have a great week and 2012 everybody. I'll be back to kick off the Year of the Dragon. Autumn the Puppy will be here next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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