Sunday, January 27, 2013


Always hungry, never full.
Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Technically today should have been Autumn the Puppy's turn, but she has something special planned for next weekend's big football game to post, and asked me to fill in for her today.
So that did leave me in a bind wondering what to post this weekend until I thought of the one subject everyone discusses sooner or later.

When the customer complained his coffee tasted like mud, to which the waiter replied: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

Did you hear about the accident at the grocery story? A big soda display collapsed, but thankfully no one was hurt because they were all soft drinks.

Why did everyone at the bar rush to the roof?
They were told that the drinks were on the house.

Spilt milk fresh from the cow is an udder waste!

I think the TV Station's new weatherman used to be a Hispanic cook. He said the weather forecast was "Chili today and hot tamale."

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry about their current troubles?
"If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

And with that, I've gotten myself out of the unexpected jam I found myself in needing a column sooner than I thought I would. In any event, have a great week everyone, and please join Autumn here next weekend for football themed jokes to celebrate the big game; because only licensed vendors apparently can call it the "Super Bowl" any more.-wd.

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