Sunday, January 6, 2013


Welcome to the first Sunday Funnies of 2013!
Before we begin, a bit of unfinished business from 2012.
We solemnly promise our Free Choice E-zine readership that the next time we have a day off, we will make sure to leave Lee some better material than what he posted last weekend (December 29, 2012).
We just did not think it was that funny.
Sorry boss.
(signed) Autumn the Puppy and Ms. Waxy Dragon

Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
I swear to tell the tooth...
Recently, I had to go visit my dentist.
Don't worry, nothing was wrong. Just a regular check up and cleaning. Something everyone with teeth should do on a regular basis.
But seeing that big old tank of laughing gas in the dentist's office (it was an empty display piece. Dentist use better stuff nowadays) reminded me of some dental jokes.

A sign posted in a dentist's office said: "Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."

Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.

What time was the patient's dental appointment? Tooth-hurty!

Please brush twice a day!
What did the judge ask the dentist before he began working?
"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.

A dentist and doctor were competing for the same woman's love.  One day, the dentist had to be out of town for several days. Just before he left, he gave his love seven apples. Do you know why he did that?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

The daughter of a dentist and son of a doctor were arguing. The doctor's son said, "A little bird told me about your father. The bird said 'cheap, cheap, cheap'."
The daughter of the dentist then replied, "A duck told me about your father. The duck said 'Quack, Quack, Quack!'"

A doctor walked into a dentist. The fight that ensued was more entertaining than the lawsuits afterwards.

Well folks, I think the Sunday Funnies are off to a rousing start for this year! Have a great week everyone and we'll see you next weekend.-wd.

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