|Sleeping on the job|
Let's take a look at the funny side of sleeping today.
Why should you take hay to bed with you?
To feed your nightmare.
Why did the man take a ruler to bed with him?
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Did you hear about the mattress store that wouldn't let a customer in?
Apparently the guy showed up in his pajamas and said he wanted to test the mattresses before he bought one.
Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he ate a giant marshmallow?
He woke up in the morning and discovered his pillow was missing.
Infamous pickup line: "You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."
So pleasant dreams everyone, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.