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| Hopping along the bunny trail... |
It's your pal E.B., the Easter Bunny; making my annual stop on my way home from delivering Easter wishes and goodies to tell a few jokes.
So let me hop right to it.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the hopping mall.
How do rabbits fly?
By hareplane.
What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Did you know carrots are good for the eyes? After all, you've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses, have you?
What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-hop.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Why do lady rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are on the wrong end.
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| Everybody do the bunny hop! |
What do you call several rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A bug's bunny.
A lady walked in to her kitchen and saw a rabbit sitting on top of her refrigerator.
"What are you doing up there?" she asked.
"This is a Westinghouse wefrigerator, isn't it?" asked the rabbit in return.
"Yes. So?"
"I'm westing," said the rabbit.
Well, that's it for this year folks. It's been fun.
As usual, I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with my peeps, and take a well deserved carrot break.
HOPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!
e.b.
The Sunday Funnies will return with hostess Waxy Dragon next weekend. Have a great week!
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