Sunday, July 28, 2013


What do you mean I look weird? I'm a dragon!
Hello everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
Recently I had to go to the doctor for my annual check up. Don't worry, everything was all right and I'm as healthy as a baby dragon should be.
But I was kind of disappointed in the trip, because I still have yet to meet the physician with the time traveling machine that looks like a blue police box.
After all, I think I'd make a great traveling companion!
In any event, going through my joke files made me realize that I have a lot of doctor related jokes that I have yet to use, so guess what today's theme is.

The doctor took his patient aside and said "I've got some good news and some bad news."
The patient asked for the good news first, to which the doctor replied "They're going to name a disease after you."

After the food fight, a guy rushed into a doctor’s office with a celery stalk in one ear, a cherry tomato in his nose and a Brussels sprout in his eye. The doctor took one look at him and said, "You're not eating right!"

The invisible man wanted to make an appointment, but the doctor said, "I can’t see you now."

When the patient claimed to only have 30 seconds to live, the doctor replied, "I'll see you in a minute."

When the patient who thought he was a bee wanted an appointment, the doctor said, "Buzz off. I'm busy."

When the man thought he was a bridge, the doctor asked, "What's come over you?"

"Doctor! I feel like a pair of open curtains!" complained the patient.
"Pull yourself together," advised the doctor.

When the doctor told the patient that she had acute appendicitis, the lady replied, "I came here to be treated doctor, not admired!"

WOW! Sounds like either all those patients have lousy insurance or that guy's not much of a doctor. Glad I'm not seeing him! In any event, have a great week folks, stay healthy, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd

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