Hello everybody! This weekend you have both Waxy Dragon AND Autumn the Puppy here to entertain you for this special edition of The Sunday Funnies because this installment is also the 1100TH POST on The Free Choice E-zine since we switched over to Blogger.com!
Autumn: Wow Waxy, can you believe it? 1100 posts!
Waxy: Yeah. Seems we just celebrated 1000 posts about 99 articles ago.
Autumn: Err... yeah. But what a week it has been. 7 straight days of 90+ temperatures at the Free Choice offices.
Waxy: Wasn't the air conditioner running?
Autumn: Yes, but I caught it before it could escape.
Waxy: Considering we're based in New England, USA, global warming IS real folks! But how hot was it?
Autumn: Nice segue. Anyway... Want to tell these together?
Waxy: Sure. Ready?IT WAS SO HOT...
*Even the Sun was looking for some shade!
*Cows were giving evaporated milk!
*Wet laundry dried instantly!
*The corn was popping in the fields long before it could be harvested and eaten!
*The Devil was buying air conditioners!
*Flash was chasing the Mirror Master and they were both walking!
*All you had to do was leave your meal on the sidewalk to cook!
*Birds were eating their worms through a straw!
*Chickens were laying fried eggs!
*Nudists stayed indoors and sun worshipers took the week off!
*Hot water came out of every faucet!
*People worked extra hours for free just so they could enjoy the office's air conditioning!
*There were two kinds of air: regular and chunky!
Waxy: Wow! That is hot! Are you keeping cool Autumn?
Autumn: Sure am. I don't like being a hot dog. What about you?
Waxy: I love hot dogs, especially with lots of mustard and onions. Thankfully, being a dragon, I don't have to worry about overheating, but do you know what is really hot?
Autumn: No. What is?
Waxy: Our loyal readers!
Autumn: I'll certainly agree with that.
SO THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR MAKING THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE SUCH A SUCCESS ON BLOGGER.COM, AND PLEASE BE BACK HERE NEXT WEEKEND FOR MORE SUNDAY FUNNIES!-Waxy Dragon and Autumn the Puppy.
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