|Ain't I cute?|
Been thinking about what I could do for the Sunday Funnies this weekend. Unfortunately, since it is also the end of a holiday weekend, I couldn't get into The Free Choice E-zine offices to check my special round file for jokes.
Therefore, you're just going to have to laugh at whatever comes off the top of my head because it's Open Mike Time.
Of course, we're not actually opening Mike up, because that would be way too messy and he wouldn't like it to begin with.
In any event, ready?
|My interior is actually electronics.|
What famous city probably cheats on tests? Peking!
What is the smelliest city in America?
What kind of hairstyle do oceans have? Wavy.
What is hairy and coughs?
A coconut with a cold.
Why do bulls wear bells?
Because they can't blow their horns.
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
What runs but never walks? Water.
What did the artist draw before he went to bed? The curtains.
Why was the broom late for work? Because it over swept.
What do pigs use to fill their pens? OINK!
Okay, it's the middle of summer and I am on vacation. In any event, have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.