SUNDAY FUNNIES: TO TELL THE TOOTH! (dental jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
What time do you always see a dentist?
Tooth-hurty.

Actually, my teeth didn't hurt, but I DID go to my dentist for my annual teeth cleaning and oral exam, because dental hygine is just as important to your overall health as eating right, exercise, and all that other good stuff.

Yet that doesn't mean we can't crack a smile and some dental jokes! 😉

Why did little Arnold wear a belt on his teeth?

Because he couldn't find his braces.

Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth.
Bristle sprouts!
But it will never catch on because what kid willingly eats their vegetables?

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!

What is the best thing to put into any dessert?
Your teeth.😁

If they're sad, do dentists feel down in the mouth?

My dentist told me I have only one cavity. I have to fill it three ties a day.
Guess that means I get to eat more Belgosian Dark Chocolate. HURRAH!

A dentist and a doctor both loved the same girl. One day, the dentist had to go to a conference. He gave his girl seven apples🍎. Do you know why?
Because an apple🍎 a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was a transport ship filling up with teeth.
Because it was a tooth ferry.⛴

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THE WHOLE TOOTH!

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.
For those who came in late, I am a baby dragon.
That means, among other things, that the teeth I have right now are my baby teeth and that someday they will be replaced by my adult teeth.

That probably won't happen for a couple of centuries yet, but despite how much money I'll get from the Tooth Fairy for this, I'm actually in no hurry to lose my baby teeth.
In fact, I'm pretty attached to them as it is.
I brush and floss after EVERY meal.

Of course, I'd be doing this a whole lot more if I ever find out where "Bubblehead" (the human I let live with me, although he'll claim it's the other way around) hides his secret stash of Belgosian Dark Chocolate.
He thinks I think I don't know about his secret stash of Belgosian Dark Chocolate, but I do.

The problem is finding it!
Unfortunately, Bubblehead has gotten real good at hiding it on me.
Then again, they do say practice makes perfect, so he can thank me for that.

Now, where was I?
Oh yeah.
Time for some dentistry themed jokes!

 A boy had his three friends come over to brush their teeth together every morning.
One of them finally got around to asking, "Explain why we have to brush our teeth together?"
The boy replied "My dentist said that brushing alone won't prevent cavities."
Of course the best time to see your dentist is BEFORE tooth hurty! (2:30)

A doctor and a dentist was vying for the hand of the same maiden.
One day, the dentist had to go to a conference for a week and gave the girl seven apples.
Why?
Because everybody knows that an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Unless it's that guy in the blue police box. Then you just have to worry about when he shows up.

Remember, the tartar that needs to be removed from your teeth is NOT good with seafood!

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: THE WHOLE TOOTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH!

Proudly smiling for the camera!

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Recently, I had to go to the dentist for a check up.
Thankfully, the dentist found nothing wrong.
I brush and floss every day to take good care of my teeth.
But I do realize that going to the dentist can be a scary thing at times, especially for us little kids.
(Okay, I know I'm a dragon, but I AM a baby dragon!)
So I thought I'd give everyone some dental jokes to take the scare out of going to the dentist.
Ready?

Why did the dentist look so unhappy?

"Brush & floss daily for good dental health!"

He was down in the mouth.

What time do you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty (2:30)

The kid was told he was seeing a painless dentist but found out that was a lie.
The dentist screamed like crazy when the kid bit him.

What did the judge say to the dentist?
"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the truth?"

Please be nice to dentists. They have fillings too.

Why did the King go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
But I wonder if their bark is really worse than their bite?

And on that note, it's (sadly) time to say goodbye for a while.
Please take care of yourselves and be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.