SUNDAY FUNNIES: QUOTE THE CELEBRITY...

The noblest dog at this E-zine

Hello Everybody. Autumn the Puppy here!
The other day, my owner actually said "Speak girl", when trying to get me to bark for a treat.
As if I would stoop so low.
Instead, I started reciting the famous soliloquy from William Shakespeare's Hamlet:

To be, or not to be. Or maybe it was 3A?

Anyway, it got me the treat, and served as a reminder that I haven't ran any funny celebrity quotes lately. So here we go...

Winters, circa 2002

If God had intended for us to fly, He would have made it easier to get to the airport.
Jonathan Winters, long before the tragedy of September 11, 2001

John Glenn

As I hurdled through outer space, one thought kept crossing my mind.
Every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder!
Former Astronaut turned U.S. Senator John Glenn

Steve Martin

Hollywood must be the only place on Earth where you might be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
Steve Martin, actor, comedian, author, banjo enthusiast

Arthur C. Clarke

I don't believe in astrology.
I'm a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical about such things.
Noted Science Fiction Author Arthur C. Clarke. 2001: A Space Odyssey, etc.

We are here upon this Earth to do good unto others.
What the others are here for, I have no idea.
Poet W. H. Auden; 1907-1973

"Unfortunately we're out of time, so have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies." Autumn the Puppy.