SUNDAY FUNNIES: ANIMAL AMUSEMENTS

Hello Everybody!
Waxy Dragon here with my first Sunday Funnies of the new year!
Now, I had a terrific holiday season, spent not only with my dragon family, but I got to see a lot of my other animal friends; catching up on the latest news and plenty of jokes.
Want to hear some of them?
Of course you do, otherwise you wouldn't be here right now.

"I CAUGHT MY FIRST MOUSE!"

A football landed in a chicken yard. The rooster called all the chickens together and said, "If you think things are bad here, look at what's being done in the other poultry yards!"
That reminds me of an old hen I met once. She would sit on anything. One day she sat on a block of ice and hatched two quarts of water.

Two mice were staring at a trap. "Go ahead and get the cheese," one said to the other. "It will be a snap!"

A mad scientist was able to successfully cross a kangaroo with a raccoon. He's now raising living fur coats with plenty of pockets!
The same scientist has yet to successfully cross a turkey with a centipede, although he still wants to make sure everyone gets a drumstick at Thanksgiving.

Did you hear about the shepherd that kept falling asleep on the job?
Well, if you had to count all those sheep...

"Since we have chocolate milk and strawberry milk shakes, is there such a thing as blue milk?" asked the little boy.
"Only from sad cows," replied his mother.

"I'm always pro animal!"

With all the other holidays we have each year, I'm working to create Animal Year! Every dog will have his day. The cats and owls will share the nights, and Sundays will be for the road hogs!

Now, before we go, I've got a special treat for everyone. This show is way before my time, but for your enjoyment, courtesy of YouTube, here's the theme song from a very famous animal star's show!

Take care everyone, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.