SUNDAY FUNNIES: AMUSING ANIMALS (animal jokes)

Winging your way

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

I've been hanging out with some of my pals over the weekend, like Autumn the Puppy, Sammy the Skunk, Bucky Beaver, Debra Doe, and a host of others (Joe, who hosted the party and is a really great guy).

The end result is that I have some new animal themed jokes to share with you.
Ready?

Did you hear about the fish who loved to talk?
He was a great debater.
(Wait for it... oh! NOW you get it!)

What do you call a cow that did NOT jump over the moon?
Normal! I'm still waiting to see a cow make that leap to begin with, let alone a fiddle playing cat and all that other stuff from the nursery rhyme.

A group of animals went out to dinner. When the waiter brought the check at the end of the meal, the skunk said "I only have one scent."
The cow said, "You'll have to ask one of the udders to pay."
The deer said, "I spent my last buck earlier and have no doe now."
The duck sighed and told the waiter to put it on his bill.

AND NOW IT'S STORY TIME!

Alfred the camel

Once upon a time there was a handsome Bactrian Camel with two humps named Alfred.

Marie the camel

He met, fell in love with, and married a one-hump Dromedary Camel named Marie.




A couple of years later, Marie gave birth to a beautiful baby boy camel, who had absolutely no humps. After a long and careful debate (I wonder if there were any fish involved?) what did they decide to name their son?

Alfred and Marie's son

HUMPHREY!

And on that n♫te, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!
wd