|No bones, please.|
With a holiday upon us, today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we prepare to celebrate Thanksgiving with some appropriate jokes.
What famous bird roamed through Sherwood Forest?
Did you know that turkeys can jump higher than any building?
Because buildings can't jump.
Why do turkeys never help anyone during the holidays?
Because they don't stick their necks out for anyone around Thanksgiving.
Did you hear about the service that sends turkeys to you?
They use Bird Class Mail.
Did you hear about the turkey that got into a bad fight?
He had the stuffing knocked out of him.
Are turkeys musical because they have drumsticks?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Would the ghost of turkey leftovers be a poultry-geist?
What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
Don't step in any giblets!
And now, to end our fun, courtesy of YouTube, here's an edited highlight clip of the classic WKRP in Cincinnati episode "Turkey's Away", from MTM Productions.
Have a great week everybody.
The lady's will be away over the weekend to be with their respective families, so please be kind to our humble Editor-In-Chief as he tries to present the next installment of The Sunday Funnies.--AtP and WD.