Sunday, November 16, 2014


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.
Now, if it's one thing dragons know in life, it's how to eat. After all, how do you think we get so big and strong?
And let me remind everybody once again, it is only the very bad dragons that believe that humans are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Anyway, today I'm going to talk for a bit about potatoes, or taters for those in the southern places. For something that grows in the ground
and comes out looking real dirty, they certainly taste good once you clean them up and cook them right. I know French Fries did not start in France, but I have yet to meet one that I didn't like. Especially when they're cooked crispy on the outside and are still tender on the inside.
I know some lazy people are called couch potatoes, although I've yet to figure out why. They just sit around doing nothing but watch TV all day. A nice job if you can get it, especially if you can find someone to pay you to do nothing but watch TV all day, but definitely an insult to spuds.
In any event, here are some other potato people you might have met.

Those who never participate in anything, but watch others do all the work are called "Speck Taters".

Those who never do anything to help but always find fault with the way others do things are called "Comment Taters".

Those who are always looking to cause problems are "Agie Taters".

Those who never get around do doing what they said they would are "Hezzie Taters".

Those who pretend to be someone they're not are called "Emma Taters".

Hmm... all those potato jokes are making me hungry. Think I'll go get something to eat. But to really add the sour cream, bacon bits, and chives to all this potatoey goodness, courtesy of YouTube, here's "Weird" Al Yankovic performing his hit song Addicted To Spuds.

Have a great week everybody and please be back with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

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