Sunday, February 15, 2015


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here and boy, is it cold outside!
I don't know what it's like in your part of the world right now, but it is BELOW ZERO where I am at the moment, even without the wind chill factor!
So please, if you don't have to be outside for any reason right now, STAY IN WHERE IT'S WARM!

But I must honor my duty to keep you folks entertained for a bit, so let's see what's around the Internet today.

It's good to have a sense of humor about such things, but there has been a lot of snow lately.
"How much snow has there been?" you ask. Take a look at the photo below this sentence and see for yourself.

The picture on the right above this text is of the current view from my living room window where I live. Normally you would see my front yard, the driveway, the street where I live, and a hint of the neighbor's house across from me.
BUT NOT TODAY! Those who say there's no such thing as climate change better seriously rethink their position on the subject.
I'd fly further south for the remainder of the winter than I already have, but there is no way I can even get out my front door at the moment.

Of course, as you can see by the image on the right, I'm far from the only one fed up with this lousy winter.
I'm offering free snow cones, free igloo building materials, free snowman kits; all you have to do is come on over and take as much of this snow as you want!

Now, it does help to remember some famous words of wisdom...

So let me calm down a moment, and picture myself somewhere nice and warm, where this little baby dragon can enjoy the sun and not have to worry about the risk of her pilot light going out. I KNOW! A beach!

It's a nice quiet day on the sea shore. The sun is shining. I've taken a nice, relaxing dip in the ocean, and now I'm just spreading my wings out as I lay on my towel and soak up some rays.

Hey, being a baby dragon has its advantages. I never have to worry about sunburn or skin cancer, and the sun does feel nice on my scales.

Now I think I'll play in the sand for a while, but what should I build?


In any event, have a good week everybody. STAY WARM, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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