Now, last time I was here, I talked about how things were going at Dragon School this year.
Another thing we do there is take field trips.
Lots of field trips.
Then again, if you've seen one field, you've seen them all.
Yet, going on all these field trips does give me a chance to talk with some of my animal friends in other parts of the world, and get some good jokes from them too. I'd like to share some of those now.
If a pig loses its voice, does that mean it's disgruntled?
What does a lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
"Let us prey."
What happened to the leopard that took a bath three times a day?
After a week, he was spotless.
When birds make puns, Toucan play that game.
What happened to the frog that parked in the wrong place?
He got toad.
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
What is the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
And on that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.
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