THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS (misc. jokes)

"HUH?"

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

Now being a young dragon, I go to Dragon School, where I learn all about being a dragon, interacting with humans (you folks are not crunchy and don't taste good with ketchup!) and all kinds of other neat stuff.

Yet from time to time, there are things that just leave me scratching my head in wonder. Like...


Canning is the preserving of fruits and vegetables for later use.
Yet why do they call it canning when everything goes in jars?

SPAM is short for SPiced hAM.
Yet even if you do like the stuff, how come nobody wants it in their e-mails?
If somebody was going to send me free food, I certainly wouldn't complain.

If universal remotes are supposed to work on anything, then how come Pluto is still not considered a planet?

Why do people go to someone called a "broker" to invest their money?
Shouldn't there be a "saver" or "multiplier" somewhere?

If James Bond is supposed to be such a great secret agent, how come there are so many books and movies featuring him?
Then again, if a government has a file they consider "Top Secret", why do they bother to label it?
Shouldn't they just keep it unmarked and hidden somewhere?

If wool shrinks when it gets wet, how come sheep don't shrink when they're out in the rain?

Why does night fall but day breaks?

And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.