Sunday, October 25, 2015


Waxy in disguise?
Autumn in disguise?
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here for our annual Halloween gag-a-thon!
All treats, no tricks, with plenty of jokes so let's get right to the fun!

Who is the most famous person in Ireland on Halloween?
Jack O'Lantern. 

What kind of dog does Dracula have? 
A Bloodhound.

Why don't mummies take vacations? 
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. 

Where does a ghost go on vacation? 
Maliboo, California.

What type of monster really loves dance music? 

The boogieman! 

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? 

When does a skeleton laugh? 
When something tickles his funny bone.

What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist? 
He was repossessed. 

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? 
Boo boos. 

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? 
They're afraid of flying off the handle 

Why wasn't there any food left at the monster party? 
Because everyone was a goblin. 

What do you use to mend a broken jack-o-lantern? 
A pumpkin patch.

Why did the spider crawl across the computer screen? 
He was trying to find the Web.

What is the tallest building in Transylvania? 
The Vampire State Building.

Why do witches use brooms to fly on? 
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike? 
A skeleton staff took over. 

Hear about the musical ghost? 
He wrote haunting melodies.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a ghost? 
Vanishing cream!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 
Because he didn't have the guts! 

What do you call a witch stood in Poison Ivy? 

Itchy Witchy!! 

Why couldn't the witches play baseball?
Because they had the wrong bat!

What flowers grow in a ghost's garden?

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You sure are Boo-tiful!

What do you get if you divide the circumference  of a pumpkin by its diameter? 
Pumpkin pi! 

Well, that's all the time we have for this weekend. Have a great week, along with a super and safe Halloween, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.

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