We've been studying humans in Dragon School.
You people are fascinating critters, and I thought I'd share some of what I've learned with you.
|"If 2 heads are better than 1..."
Some days you eat cupcakes and stay home.
From your perspective, it's all a question of balance.
Okay. If you say so, but when did you buy the cupcakes and can I have some?
One of the happiest moments in your life is when you find the courage to let go of what you can't change.
I understand, but why were you holding on to that to begin with?
Wouldn't life be perfect if Mondays were fun and goodbyes only meant "See you later?"
What? That isn't what goodbye means? And I don't recall life ever coming with a guarantee to begin with.
They say if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
I say, make the lemonade, and then share it with your friends!
I'd rather look back on my life and say "I can't believe I did that," instead of "I wish I did that."
Then again, considering a lot of the mischief I get into...
Don't be afraid of death. Be afraid of an unlived life.
You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.
So this concludes today's edition of The Sunday Funnies. We'll return next weekend, but until then: go out and enjoy life folks!—wd.