Sunday, May 8, 2016

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY 2016!

"Woof, woof, Mom."
"To my Mommy, with love."











HELLO EVERYBODY! 
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon with you as we celebrate Mothers' Day.

She gave birth to you.
She cared and raised you.
She still loves you to this day, but have you ever wondered exactly HOW Mom does that?
Well, today, we're going to explore that by taking a peek inside MOM'S DICTIONARY!


BATHROOM
A place where anything but actually taking a bath happens.
"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place to wait it out until the groceries were unloaded from the car."—Erma Bombeck

DUMBWAITER
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Well, duh! If it was up to them, they'd eat dessert first!

FEEDBACK
The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Or anything else that comes in a jar when they're still wearing diapers.


FLOWERS
A thoughtful Mothers' Day gift, even if they were picked from your own garden.
Remember, it's the thought that counts.

FULL NAME
What you call your child when you're mad at them.
So don't pick something too long, or you'll tire yourself out.

GRANDPARENTS
The people who think your children are wonderful, even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Which is kind of ironic, considering they raised you.


HEARSAY
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Which makes you wonder what they hear when you're not around.

INDEPENDENT
How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
Just remember that when your kids are still living at home in their 20s.

PUDDLE
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Remember: you were young once too.

SHOW OFF
A child who is more talented than yours.
Remember: every child is special, even if they're not yours.

STERILIZE
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
It's all a question of perspective.

TOP BUNK
Where you should never put a child wearing superhero jammies.
As previously mentioned, Remember: you were young once too.


TWO MINUTE WARNING
When the baby's face turns red and they begin to make those familiar-grunting noises.
Don't just sit in your computer chair reading this post. GO!

With that in mind, we hope everyone has a HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP and WD.

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