Sunday, May 22, 2016

SUNDAY FUNNIES: PLAY BALL! (baseball jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

It's finally Spring, even if the weather isn't cooperating everywhere, and in Spring, a young dog's heart turns to thoughts of...

I just love chasing balls, even though I don't want to let go of them afterward and no one likes a wet ball with teeth marks.

But baseball is a world wide sport, so let's celebrate with some baseball themed jokes!

The coach knows that he will soon need a new pitcher on the mound, so has his assistant call the bullpen to start warming somebody up.
"Hello? Bullpen?" asked the assistant coach.
"MOOO!" was the reply.

A woman called a delivery service and said, "I need a baseball quote."
"It ain't over til its over, by Yogi Berra," said the man on the other end of the phone.
There was a brief moment of silence. "What was that?" she asked.
"You asked for a baseball quote. That was the first thing that came to my head," the delivery man said.
"Oh. My husband asked me to call and get a baseball quote."
"Does he want to ship something?"
"Maybe he meant a ballpark figure?" realized the delivery man.

Where is the world's largest diamond found?
On a baseball field.

What kind of socks do baseball players love to wear?
The ones with runs in them.
Of course, there's also the White Sox and the Red Sox, but that's a different story.

Our baseball team was so bad playing away games, fans started calling them the Road Kills.

You know you're a huge baseball fan when...
Doctor: What did you dream about last night?
Patient: Baseball.
Doctor: And what did you dream about the night before?
Patient: Baseball.
Doctor: Don't you ever dream about anything else?
Patient: What, and miss my turn at bat?

A son approaches his father and says, "Dad, I can't find my baseball mitt."
"Did you look in the car?" asked Dad.
"I did, but I couldn't find it."
"Did you try the glove compartment?"

What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Considering this week's theme, it certainly wasn't four and a half frogs!
And on that note, have a great week everybody and we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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