Wednesday, May 4, 2016

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU 2016

It's THAT time of year again!

May the 4th, May Fourth, May the Fourth (Force) be with you, is the day Star Wars fans have chosen (pun unintended???)  to celebrate the science fiction series.

To join that celebration, here are some appropriate Star Wars themed jokes.

HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN THE MOVIE PLOTS TO SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE...
04. A New Hope: Deadbeat Dad tries to get son to take over family business.
05. The Empire Strikes Back: Talking frog convinces Son to kill dad.
06. Return of the Jedi: Good guys win for now, but be prepared for a LONG wait till the story continues!
01.–03. The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, (and) Revenge of the Sith:
If you love backstory, great. Otherwise, keep waiting until Episode 7.
07. The Force Awakens: Finally! Kind of repeats A New Hope in some respects, but look how old the original cast is because we had to wait so long!

What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?
Toy Yodas.

If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you are looking for love in Alderaan places.

Two Storm Troupers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.
"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trouper asks, thankful to still be alive.
The second Storm Trouper replies, "I just wanted you to know I that would always miss you."

May the Farce/Force be with you!

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