SUNDAY FUNNIES: WE'RE BACK!

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here with the second Sunday Funnies of the New Year!

Yeah, I know what you folks are thinking, but January 1 was on a Sunday this year and our Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior held down the fort, so to speak, pretty admirably while Koda Canine and I were off for the holidays.

Some people have the nerve to claim Koda and I are off all the time, and maybe you need that to do what we do, but I don't know for sure.

Anyway, let's see what new jokes Santa Paws brought me for Christmas. Ready?

A farmer used his wage subsidy to buy chickens.🐔🐣🐤🐥

He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

I like to help people find things by pointing out that “It’s got to be around here somewhere.”

Hey, I'm always willing to lend a paw. I don't just eat and sleep all day. 😼

After all, dang if I do, bored if I don't.

I crossed a chicken with a banjo.🪕

I now have a chicken that plucks itself.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A Tomato🍅 family were walking down the street when the Baby Tomato fell behind.

Daddy Tomato went back to it and said “Let's ketchup with Mommy!”

Of all the things that tastes like chicken, it's weird that eggs🥚🥚 are not one of them.

Fed up with how the world is today, a man deleted all his social media accounts, sold everything and moved into the wilderness where no one would ever find him.

Or so he thought.

One day a carrier pigeon arrived with a message tied to its leg.

The note read: “Hello. We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.”

So on that note♫ take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JANUARY 8, 2022

😎FUN FACT

Friendly reminder: There are coastal areas that accept used Christmas Trees🎄 to help rebuild sand dunes along the beach. Check with yours to see if this program is available in your area.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

Who was the only performer to have a speaking part in Mel Brooks’ Silent Movie?

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {Antonio, Diego, Francisco}

02. {Adult, Robin}

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the January 1, 2022 Puzzle Corner.

THE 50/50 CHANCE

Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

TRUE or FALSE: Charles Schulz has portrayed Adults within his Peanuts comic strip?

TRUE! If you count voices, as seen in this strip reprinted December 29, 2021. 

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

How many new words can you make out of the letters in NEW YEAR?

A, an, any, are, aye

Ear, earn, ewe, eye

Nay, nee, near

Ran, raw, ray, renew

War, ware, warn, way, wean, wear, weary, were, wren

Yarn, yaw, yawn, yea, yearn

New and Year don’t count because they were part of the original phrase. Other words than the 30 listed above might be possible.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: KICKING OFF THE NEW YEAR (misc. jokes)

Okay. It is the first Sunday Funnies of the new year.
I'll flip this coin into the air and the one who accurately calls how it will land gets to host first to start the new rotation.
Ready?
(coin sails into the air)
Heads.
Tails.
(coin falls down and lands on the desk top)
And the winner is...



Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I've been stockpiling jokes for the last couple of weeks now, so let's kick off 2017 with a good laugh.

I once held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester.

My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.



To the person who invented zero. Thanks for nothing.

Stop worrying about making a spelling mistake or you'll become a typochondriac.

I went to a really emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers.

Because of the drastic extremes the world is experiencing now from climate change, it is REALLY cold this winter!
How cold is it?
It is so cold, cows are giving ice cream!

"Now that's udderly ridiculous!"

I had a fight with my alarm clock.
It wanted me to get up and I disagreed.
Things got violent.
Now the clock is broken and I am awake.
In all honesty, I'm not sure who won.

And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.