Sunday, March 12, 2017

SUNDAY FUNNIES: TIMELY JOKES

Time on her wings
Hello Everybody. Waxy Dragon here!

First and foremost, I hope everyone who's participating in Daylight Savings Time remembered to set their clocks ahead before they went to bed last night, otherwise you'll be an hour late to any place you have to be at today.

Of course, that also means we've lost an hour of sleep, but we allegedly regain that back this fall.

Personally, I just wish whoever came up with Daylight Savings Time would reset the clocks for me.
Most of the digital ones adjust themselves, which is great, but adjusting the manual ones takes time.
And how are you supposed to reset a sundial anyway?

Grandma Dragon has one in her backyard garden, and now it's an hour behind!

Anyway, I'll figure it out yet, but that's not why you came here, so on with the jokes!

What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get a new clock.

Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions are not going to make themselves.

Regardless of what time it is, I am not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

For you fans of the group Chicago:
♫Does anybody really know what time it is?♫
♫25 or 6 to 4.♫

Some people talk to you in their free time. Some people free their time to talk to you. Know the difference.

And on that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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