SUNDAY FUNNIES: ODDS AND ENDS

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

It's been a ruff time here at The Free Choice E-Zine while we waited for our esteemed Editor-In-Chief to return from the hospital.

For one thing, he's the only who had a key to the office, let alone knew the computer password!

But Lee's back and in time things will hopefully return to normal around here.

Which would be a vast improvement from how they were before Lee went to the hospital! 😉

In any event myself, Piper D. Katt and the usual Free Choice Staff (Lee, himself, and him) are all happy he's home and on the road to recovery.

Unfortunately I wasn't sure exactly when that would happen, so my presentation this week is just some jokes I've dug up in the past and haven't had a chance to use yet.

But without further adieu...

If humans complain when there is a fly in their soup, do frogs🐸 complain when there isn't one?

If you boil a funny bone, does it becomes laughing stock?

If so, is it humerus?

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

A red house is made of Red Bricks. A white house is made of White bricks

What is a green house made of?

Glass.  

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

And on that note♫, next weekend Piper D. Katt and I will be teaming up for our annual HALLOWEEN HUMOR, which should be especially fun since October 31🎃 is actually a Sunday this year!

So until then have a great week.

Take care.

STAY SAFE!😷

WELCOME BACK LEE!😀
And please be here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.