Sunday, October 10, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THINGS I'VE LEARNED WATCHING HUMANS

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Once again, I'm back with another in depth look at you humans from the feline perspective.
You say us cats are inquisitive by nature, and that's certainly true.
Especially in regards to the people we love.
And I've learned a lot watching people, so without further adieu...

Money can't buy happiness, but—
It sure makes misery easier to live with.
It's much nicer to cry in a Maserati than in a VW Bug.

When a human claims it wasn't another person's fault, why do they still blame that person anyway?
And to think I'm always told "Don't play with your food!"

Exactly what IS Cauliflower?
It's not a flower nor a flour?

KNOWLEDGE is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
WISDOM is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

When filling out any job application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' , the correct answer is "DOCTOR!"
Or VET in my case.😉

Why does every anchor begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.

War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Then again, us cats never speak unless we have something important to say, but we're still waiting for a lot of you to finally listen to us.

On that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back again next time for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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