Between all the bad weather lately with its snow and bitter cold along with the stress of life in general and what the world around us sometimes can generate, I'm sure a lot of folks have thought about taking a vacation.
Unfortunately the most popular vacation right now is the Staycation, where you stay home and try to do nothing beyond what is absolutely necessary.
But whether you stay home or actually get to go somewhere for awhile, here are some travel jokes to entertain you. Ready?
If all the automobiles🚗🚘🛺 in this country were pink, would that make us a pink car nation?💮
If a truck🛻 is called a semi, what is it the rest of the time?
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| But is it safe to swim? |
I know of an airline so bad at losing your luggage🛅🧳 that they hung mistletoe over the baggage check-in area so you could kiss your luggage goodbye.
If out at sea and the boat🚢 tips over, don't try putting it on your head just because it capsized.
Never stay at a hotel called THE FIDDLE.🎻
It was really a vile inn.
There once was a fashion designer who refused to fly because he thought the airline vehicles were plain.
If everyone has such trouble folding up a road map after they've used it, how do the publishers ever manage to fold it up to begin with?
“Hey Joe! I saw you on the other side of the museum yesterday.”
“Why didn’t you come over and say hello?”
“Too much history between us."
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| Do astronauts get frequent flier miles? |
A Toy-Yoda!
The Beatles may have sailed the Sea of Green in their Yellow Submarine, but I dream of sailing an orange ocean.
It's just my fanata-sea.😼
Did you hear about the inexperienced pilot who wanted to go to flight school?
If he ever finds the airport…
If a spider🕷 owned a car, would he take it out for a spin?
If you ever study a map of Europe, the difference between Ireland and Iceland is one C.
WHY do they call it rush hour when nothing moves that fast on the freeway?
If you get lost in the woods, erect a quick shelter.
Before long the Building Inspector will be by to make sure everything is up to code and the Property Tax man will show up to charge you.
Remember: When driving, men don't get lost.
They just find alternate destinations.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
