Showing posts with label February 20. Show all posts
Showing posts with label February 20. Show all posts

Sunday, February 20, 2022

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WINGING IT (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Koda Cannine here flying solo once more, which is kind of odd considering I didn't know my dog tags were also a pilot's license.

Anyway, that's a perfect lead in for the fact that I have no specific theme for today and am just going to "wing it". Ready?

The weather's been kind of on the deep end lately around here.
Either awfully cold or cold with a lot of snow.
Definitely a #3!

Humans seem to be fickle about it.
First snow storm: “How magical.” 
Second snow storm: “Looks Pretty.”
Third snow storm: “Die snow! Die!”
I personally have no preference. I just go outside long enough to do what I need to and then come back in the house, but it is kind of fun to romp in all of that lose, powdery white stuff.
Spring and summer will be the seasons I'll want to stay outside even if you don't want me to. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
But if you choose not to find joy in snow, you’ll have less joy in your life but still the same amount of snow.
Of course, after they've looked out the window and seen how the weather is, most of the time the standard human response of "How to Dress for Winter" seems to be keep your pajamas on and go back to bed.

Why don’t houses clean themselves?
They seem to get dirty by themselves.
After all, whenever the question's raised "Who made this mess?", the standard reply always seems to be "NOT ME!" ๐Ÿ˜‰

You should always knock on the fridge door before opening, just in case there’s a salad dressing.

Since February 21 is Presidents' Day in the US...
Have you ever noticed that Parallel Lines have so much in common?  ===========
It is so sad they will never meet.

By the end of January each year if you are very, very quiet; you can hear resolutions breaking all over the world.๐Ÿ˜ฒ

I think I did pretty good "winging it" considering I'm not even a bird dog.
In any event take care.
STAY SAFE!๐Ÿ˜ท
Have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

Saturday, February 20, 2021

THE PUZZLE CORNER: FEBRUARY 20, 2021

๐Ÿ˜ŽFUN FACT
Heating a magnet๐Ÿงฒ weakens its strength.

COMMON BONDS
The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?
01. {Singin’ In The Rain, The Band Wagon} and yes we know they’re both movie musicals.
02. {Jane Seymour, Teri Hatcher} and yes we know they’re both actresses.

REBUS
Something familiar is represented in the image below. Do you know what it is?
☔๐Ÿน

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX๐Ÿ“ฆ and discover the results from the February 13, 2021 Puzzle Corner.


WHO AM I?
Can you identify the person (real or fictitious) based upon the clue below?
I was mistaken for the Lady del Toboso, a seriously idealized version of womanhood.
ANSWER: Aldonza Lorenzo, better known as Don Quixote’s Dulcinea.

WHAT’S THAT SONG?
Words from a tune of the past are below. All you have to do is give us the song title. Ready?
♫And a better dental plan than the FBI!♫
“Weird” Al Yankovic’s ♫Party in the CIA♫.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

THE PUZZLE CORNER: FEBRUARY 20, 2016

FUN FACT
Despite their hard work and diligence, squirrels lose more than half of the nuts they hide.

REBUS
Something familiar is represented by the image below.
Do you know what it is?

windOW!

AKA (Also Known As)
By what name do we know Marion Morrison better by?

We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's open up THE ANSWER BOX and discover the result of our Presidential Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby Quiz from the February 13, 2016 Puzzle Corner.

01. John Adams = F.) Abigail Smith
02. John Quincy Adams = D.) Louisa Johnson
03. William Henry Harrison = H.) Anna Symmes
04. Thomas Jefferson = J.) Martha Wagles
05. James Madison = I.) Dolley Todd
06. James Monroe = E.) Elizabeth Kortright
07. Franklin Pierce = A.) Jane Appleton
08. James Polk = B.) Sarah Childress
09. Zachary Taylor = G.) Margaret Smith
10. Martin Van Buren = C.) Hannah Hoes