SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY 2022

Meow Mom!

 Hello Everybody!

Hi Mom!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we celebrate MOTHER'S DAY!

That's right Koda, although this one is a bit bittersweet for me because while it's only my second turn cohosting this holiday, the first was last year with our beloved Autumn the Puppy before her untimely passing last fall. 😾

Well, this is my first and I'm honored to share the stage/screen with you so what do you say we get right to it and salute our maternals?

Okay...

What did the mother bee ask the cranky baby bee to do?

Beehave.

What did the baby porcupine ask the cactus?🌵

Are you my mother?

Why is a computer💻 so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

What did the mother broom🧹 say to the baby broom?

It’s time to go to sweep!

What did the momma horse🐎 say to her foal at night?

Its pasture your bedtime.

What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?

Her-she’s Kisses.

Who do flowers honor on Mother’s Day?

Their chrysanthemoms.

A mother is trying to get her son to eat carrots.🥕🥕🥕

“Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.

“How do you know?” the son asks.

The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit🐰 wearing glasses?”

Daughter: "Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Mum: "I don’t know dear. You’d have to ask Grandma."😉

Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?

Because Mothers are priceless.

And on that note♫ have a great week.

Take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

And one of us will be back next time with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: MAY 8, 2021

😎FUN FACT

At one point, McDonald’s offered Bubblegum flavored Broccoli🥦 on their children’s menu in an attempt to get kids more interested in vegetables.

Needless to say, it didn’t last long.

HUH?

(misquotes)

The misquote is below. All you have to do is give us the correct quote and source. Ready?

♫Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman now, no time to talk.♫

THE 50/50 CHANCE

Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

TRUE or FALSE: The Mister Clean “spokesman” has a first name.

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the May 1, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

AKA, ALSO KNOWN AS

Who do we know Jean Giraud better as?

The famous (comic book) artist known as Moebius.

⌚TRIVIA TIME

What company prints the word CHEERS inside all their bottle caps?

The Samuel Adams Brewery.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY 2016!

"Woof, woof, Mom."

"To my Mommy, with love."

HELLO EVERYBODY! 
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon with you as we celebrate Mothers' Day.

She gave birth to you.
She cared and raised you.
She still loves you to this day, but have you ever wondered exactly HOW Mom does that?
Well, today, we're going to explore that by taking a peek inside MOM'S DICTIONARY!


BATHROOM
A place where anything but actually taking a bath happens.
"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place to wait it out until the groceries were unloaded from the car."—Erma Bombeck

DUMBWAITER
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Well, duh! If it was up to them, they'd eat dessert first!

FEEDBACK
The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Or anything else that comes in a jar when they're still wearing diapers.

FLOWERS
A thoughtful Mothers' Day gift, even if they were picked from your own garden.
Remember, it's the thought that counts.

FULL NAME
What you call your child when you're mad at them.
So don't pick something too long, or you'll tire yourself out.

GRANDPARENTS
The people who think your children are wonderful, even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Which is kind of ironic, considering they raised you.


HEARSAY
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Which makes you wonder what they hear when you're not around.

INDEPENDENT
How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
Just remember that when your kids are still living at home in their 20s.

PUDDLE
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Remember: you were young once too.

SHOW OFF
A child who is more talented than yours.
Remember: every child is special, even if they're not yours.

STERILIZE
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
It's all a question of perspective.

TOP BUNK
Where you should never put a child wearing superhero jammies.
As previously mentioned, Remember: you were young once too.

TWO MINUTE WARNING
When the baby's face turns red and they begin to make those familiar-grunting noises.
Don't just sit in your computer chair reading this post. GO!

With that in mind, we hope everyone has a HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP and WD.