SUNDAY FUNNIES: FALL IN!

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

Fall officially began September 22 here in the Northern Hemisphere.

All you folks below the equator are now approaching the end of your respective Winter and nearing Spring. However that works out.

The only things I know for sure are that the days are getting shorter here, which also means they're getting colder because the sun isn't out as much as it used to be back in the Summer months and the leaves are starting to change colors.

In any event, I also know that means it's time for some Fall themed jokes. Ready?

How should Humans dress for Fall?

Preferably warm, but most think they should put on their pajamas and go back to bed. 

Glad I don't have to rake all those leaves!

♫Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you’ll start at 5 PM.♫

When the high winds blew the sweater off the clothes line, it was a cardigone!

Autumn is when people drag out their Winter clothes and see what kind of Summer fun the moths had.

My people got tired of looking at all the leaves in our yard, so they closed the curtains.

Me, I'm trying to bury them, but it's going to take a MUCH bigger hole than I first thought!

My head human can hardly wait until the grass turns brown to match the leaves. Then he won't have to more it again till next year. 😉

Image courtesy of the Robert Frost Travel Agency.
Hope you get the reference.

This is an exciting Autumn. Athletes are breaking records in various sports and our political candidates are breaking records for the most campaign promises they don't intend to keep.

It's Fall. That time when the colors change from green to red to gold.

And that's just in your swimming pool.

Don't you think it's time to clean it out for the season?

Autumn is also a season for big decisions.

Like whether or not it's too late to start Spring cleaning.

Now for today's lawn and garden tip.

If you haven't found the hedge trimmer yet, forget it.

It's almost time to start looking for the leaf rake.

So on that note♫, have a great week everybody.

Take care.
STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: SEPTEMBER 25, 2021

😎FUN FACT

Fingernails grow faster than toe nails, but no one knows why.

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇

October 1 marks the 30th anniversary of the FOR DUMMIES series of books.

What was the first title published?

THE 50/50 CHANCE

Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

TRUE or FALSE: Actor Michael Dunn as Doctor Miguleito Quixote Loveless was the only recurring villain on the classic television series The Wild Wild West (1965-1969).

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the September 18, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

NUMBER PLEASE

Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.

As of February 2021, how many M&Ms are in the official world’s tallest stack of said candy?

5. After all, considering their unique shape…

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {Teams, Hobby} = Clubs.♣♣

02. {Artichokes, Valentines} = Hearts.💟💟

SUNDAY FUNNIES: SMART JOKES (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Sometimes it's very difficult to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
There are times when I come across a great joke, but none of my fellow dogs get it.
They'd rather spend all their time eating, sleeping, and dreaming about eating and sleeping.
Therefore, I'm gonna share some of these great jokes with you folks.
Ready?

In the herb garden, Basil said, "Enjoy the sunshine while you can. Eventually we all will end up in recipes."
Rosemary thought this sage advice was a long thyme cumin.

A-void-a-ble (verb)

A Royal Flush!

Definition: what bullfighters try to do. Avoid the bull.

Did you hear someone stole all the toilets in the public restroom last month?
The crime remains unsolved because the police still have nothing to go on.

A man's wife wanted to watch a scary movie, so he took a video of him opening their credit card bills.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

During the last intermission of a performance of Beethoven's ninth symphony, the conductor realized the last few pages of his sheet music was missing.
He told his assistant about it, who remembered those pages fell out in the dressing room, which was now locked. The assistant promised he would get them to the conductor before the intermission was over.
"I hope so," growled the conductor, "and while you are at it, keep your eyes on the bass players. They've been drinking since this intermission started."
The assistant got coffee into the bass players and then hunted down a security man with keys to the conductor's dressing room.
The guard asked, "What's all the fuss about?
The assistant said, "It's the bottom of the 9th,  the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded."

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.