SUNDAY FUNNIES: TRICK OR TREATS! (Halloween jokes)

Waxy?

Autumn?

Okay Everybody! Times a wasting!
Grab your costume and Jack O'Lantern because you have BOTH Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here for some trick or treat Halloween humor!
Ready?



What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!

What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul!

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.

What happened when the two vampires met?
It was love at first bite!

What do you call two spiders that just got married?
Newlywebbed.

Where do most werewolves live?
In Howllywood, California.

What do witches use in their hair?
Scare-spray.

What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss

And on that note, we hope everyone has a safe and happy time Trick or Treating Monday night!
Take care, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.