Sunday, April 15, 2012

SUNDAY FUNNIES: PUNS & GET WELL ROGER!

Hello Everybody. Ms Waxy Dragon here today because it's Punday!
No, that's not a typo. I just want to share some puns with you. Ready?

I do not enjoy computer jokes one bit.

The best sausages are the wurst.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This lady said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

This book about anti-gravity is so great I can't put it down.

A theatrical performance about puns is a play on words.

In dragon school today we took a field trip to a soda factory. I hope there isn't a pop quiz about it later.

NOW BEFORE I GO...
Not everybody knows this, but contrary to popular belief, dragons are not solitary creatures. We love Humans and some of us even live amongst them, let alone with them.
"I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me."
MY Human, Roger Stegamn, was in an automobile accident last weekend, and unfortunately it will be a while before he's released from the hospital.
I have been with Roger since shortly before I was first hatched.
While we still don't know what happened to my mother, he found my egg and has taken care of me ever since.
Some people think I'm just one of many Internet avatars Roger has created over the years and that he "allows the character" to appear here on the Free Choice E-zine.
You Humans have quite an active imagination.

In any case, those concerned can post their prayers and well wishes on Roger's Facebook page.

GET WELL SOON ROGER!
the free choice e-zine staff



The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend to celebrate EARTH DAY.
Take care of this planet.
It's the only one we've got!

Saturday, April 14, 2012

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: APRIL 8-14, 2012

Sunday night marks the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic during its maiden voyage.
The Boston Red Sox mark their 100th anniversary of playing professional baseball at Fenway Park in Massachusetts (USA) this season.
Those needing to file income tax returns with the United States of America have until April 17th to do so.
EARTH DAY IS APRIL 22!

Amongst events that have happened around the world this past week...
*North Korea's attempt to launch a long range rocket failed miserably, despite the fact that South Korea and the rest of the free world were worried about the event. However a few pundits are wondering if the results were genuine or staged. South Korean naval vessels are now searching their territorial waters for rocket debris to study.
*Joyce Banda is now the President of Malawi, following the passing of previous President Bingu wa Mutharika.
*Civil unrest continues in Syria, the Sudan-South Sudan border, and Bahraini.
*Apple, Inc claims the company is now worth over $600 Billion US Dollars. If the value is accurate, this makes it the largest publicly traded company in the free world.
*Long time CBS News correspondent Mike Wallace has passed away at the age of 93.

IN AMERICAN POLITICS:
*Rick Santorum has decided to end his bid for the 2012 Republican nomination. Although his daughter is ill, that was not specifically cited amongst his reasons for dropping out.
*For all intents and purposes, it looks like Mitt Romney will be the GOP's candidate for the 2012 Presidential campaign this fall, although he still does not have the required number of delegates to obtain the position yet.
*There is still much to decide between now and the Republican National Convention this June. A Vice-Presidential running mate has yet to be chosen, and it is unknown at this time what will happen to the delegates pledged to Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul, especially considering the other two gentlemen are still campaigning.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:
*Based solely upon the number of tickets sold, The Lion King has surpassed Phantom of the Opera as the all time, most successful production on Broadway.

IN SPORTS:
*Professional golfer Bubba Watson won the US Masters tournament.

For more news at any time, either scroll down to our IN OTHER NEWS feature at the bottom of your monitor or visit any other reputable news source.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: APRIL 14, 2012

Another weekend is upon us, so get ready puzzle fans!

COMMON BONDS
The items within each group have something in common. Do you know what it is?
01. {quaint, luau}
02. {evolve, antidote}

TRIVIA TIME
Q. What did rock musician Alice Cooper once donate in memory of comedic legend Groucho Marx?

We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX, and discover the results from April 7's Puzzle Corner.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
Out of the letters in the word EASTER, one can form:
A, are, art(s), as, at, ate
ear(s), ease, east, eat(s), erase
rat(s), rate(s), rest
sea, sear, seat, see, seer, steer
tea(s), tease, teaser, tee(s), terse, AND tear(s).
Other words might be possible than the 34, but we
bet you discovered there was more than you first thought.

REBUS
It's Spring! (Check the calendar.)

Monday, April 9, 2012

RICK RUBY AND BOBBY NASH

Cover Art by Marc Wheatley
One of the busiest people within the New Pulp movement is author Bobby Nash. Amongst his credits is co-creating and contributing to the new anthology from Airship 27: The Ruby Files. and we managed to get a few minutes to chat with him about that and other stuff.

THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE: Bobby, what is this book about?
BOBBY NASH: Private eye Richard (Rick) Ruby, is molded in the classic, hard boiled tradition of private eyes straight out of the 1930s. Not only did I write a story for this volume, but I also co-created the series with writer Sean Taylor, so Rick and the ladies at Belle's all hold a special place in my heart.

TFCE: What is New Pulp to you?
BOBBY: Ah, the age-old question, hotly debated amongst those who write New Pulp. I like to think that New Pulp is just a way of telling stories in a modern writing style, but with the classic feel of the original pulps of old. New Pulp is a lot like art. I know it when I see it.

Author Bobby Nash and Friend
TFCE: Why do you write what you do?
BOBBY: I love telling stories. Thankfully, there are publishers out there that like the stories I tell, so I've been very fortunate to have an outlet for my tales. I tend to write stories that appeal to me as a reader. Sometimes that means pulp stories, sometimes it means thrillers, sometimes it means sci fi, and... well, you get the idea. I like telling stories that I would like to read. Hopefully, there are others that enjoy reading them as well.

TFCE: What inspires you to write?
BOBBY: Deadlines. I know that’s probably not the answer you expected, but as a professional writer, my writing schedule is quite often dictated by deadlines. There is no better motivator for making a writer write than a tight deadline.
Aside from that, I love telling stories. I have to write them down just to get them out of my head. They’re fun and I enjoy crafting stories.

TFCE: What has influenced your style and technique?
BOBBY: I have no idea. I probably should have a better answer for that question, but sadly, I don’t. I’m sure that I pick up influences everywhere. Story ideas come from anywhere and everywhere. I’m sure I pick up writing styles and turns of phrase from other writers, although I don’t try to emulate any one particular style or writer. I try to write in my own style with my own voice. We’re all inspired by the world around us. As a writer, I’m like a sponge just taking in all of those various forms of influence and hopefully squeezing out something worth reading.
 One of the best compliments I’ve ever received, and I’ve heard it more than once, is that when reading one of my books or stories, the reader said they could hear my voice in their head reading it to me. Obviously, these comments came from people that know me, but I’m excited that there is a lot of me in the writing.

TFCE: What would be your dream project?
BOBBY: That’s tough, because it probably changes from day to day. I would love to write The Fantastic Four and I’m sure I've got at least one good Stargate and Star Trek story in me. I would love the opportunity to play in one, or both, of those universes. Aside from that, I would love to create a series of novels that can run for many years. That would be the ultimate goal.

TFCE: Based upon the number of conventions you've attended in years past, you've been called by some as "New Pulp's Road Warrior". How do you feel about the moniker and life on the road?
BOBBY: Never really thought about the nickname. I love conventions and always have a blast working them. Setting up at a con can be exhausting, but I love meeting new people and spreading the word about my work. Cons are a lot like reunions as well. I have friends that I only get to see at cons. They are great fun and I love attending them. I like traveling to new places as well.
The down side is that convention trips are expensive. There's gas, hotel, food, table fees, buying books to have on hand, plus buying promotional items to have on the table. So, yeah, cost is a big factor in choosing which conventions I attend. If there is another guest going that I know we sometimes share travel expenses, which helps. Sadly, there is a growing trend of charging guests exorbitant table fees these days, which has greatly reduced my convention appearances. I don't go to cons to lose money so I have to take all of that into account.
Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of conventions out there willing to cover my travel or hotel so that limits which shows I can attend. There are some that help with expences and they usually go to the top of my list of shows to attend.

TFCE: Where do you foresee yourself within the next few years?
BOBBY: Hopefully, I’ll still be writing and making a decent living from my writing. It’s a goal I've been working toward for some time. I’m not there yet, but I’m working on it.

TFCE: As mentioned at the beginning of this interview, you're one very busy writer. Any other projects you would like to promote?
Also by the author
BOBBY: Well, I’m always happy to talk about my books. You can find a full list of my work at www.bobbynash.com, but Deadly Games! was my most recent novel. I’m very proud of this one. Not only did I write it, but also produced the covers as well. I'm also working on Evil Intent, which will be a sequel to my novel Evil Ways, and I'm still contributing to anthologies such as the forthcoming New Adventures Of The Eagle from Pro Se Press' Pulp Obscura imprint, along with my work on Lance Starr, Domino Lady, the Green Hornet, and others.

TFCE: Wow. Guess we better let you get back to writing Bobby. Thanks for taking the time to chat with us.
BOBBY: You're welcome.

The Ruby Files can be purchased in print from:
Amazon at www.amazon.com/dp/0615609236/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_NHRypb1G20K9Y
Create Space at www.createspace.com/3810386
Indy Planet at www.indyplanet.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=6797

Other books Bobby Nash has either contributed to or written can be found at Amazon,
Barnes and Nobel at http://www.barnesandnoble.com
Or their respective publishers.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HOPPY EASTER 2012

"Cute" is my middle name.
Hello Everybody.  HOPPY EASTER!
It's your pal E.B., the Easter Bunny back once more.
Apparently you folks liked me stopping by on my way home from delivering Easter wishes and goodies to tell a few jokes last year so much that The Free Choice E-zine has decided to make this an annual tradition.
So let me hop right to this year's jokes.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the hopping mall.

How do rabbits fly?
By hareplane.

What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."

Did you know carrots are good for the eyes? After all, you've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses, have you?

What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-hop.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.

Why do lady rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are on the wrong end.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A bug's bunny.

A lady walked in to her kitchen and saw a rabbit sitting on top of her refrigerator.
"What are you doing up there?" she asked.
"This is a Westinghouse wefrigerator, isn't it?" asked the rabbit in return.
"Yes. So?"
"I'm westing," said the rabbit.

Well, that's it for this year folks. It's been fun.
As usual, I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with my peeps, and take a well deserved carrot break.

HOPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!
e.b.

The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend. Have a great week!

Saturday, April 7, 2012

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: APRIL 1-7, 2012

Easter is observed this Sunday.
Those needing to file income tax returns with the United States of America have until April 17th to do so.

Amongst events happening around the world this past week include:
*While the Republican Presidential nominee is still being decided, incumbent Barack Obama has officially secured the Democratic Party's nomination to run for a second term as President of the United States.
*GOP hopeful Mitt Romney still leads over Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Ron Paul, but does not have the necessary amount of delegates needed to secure the nomination to campaign for office in the fall election.
*Civil unrest continues in Syria, Bahraini, the Sudan border, and Mali.
*Three widows and two daughters of Osama Bin Laden have been found guilty of being in Pakistan illegally. The court sentence? 45 days in jail and the equivalent of $114 US Dollars each.
*Renowned painter Thomas Kinkade has passed away.

IN SPORTS:
*The 2012 Major League Baseball season has begun!
*The Masters professional golf tournament is under way in Augusta, Georgia, USA.
*The grand champions of the 2012 NCAA college basketball tournaments are the Kentucky Wildcats in the men's division and the Baylor Lady Bears the women's.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:
*Amongst the 2012 Academy of Country Music Awards winners were the Eli Young Band for song of the year (Crazy Girl) and Taylor Swift for Entertainer of the year.

For more news at any time, either scroll down to our IN OTHER NEWS feature at the bottom of your screen, or visit any other reputable news source.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: APRIL 7, 2012

Welcome everyone. We have some special puzzles especially themed for this holiday weekend, so let's get right to it!

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many words can you make from the letters in EASTER?

REBUS
Something appropriate for this time of year is represented in the image below. Do you know what it is?

We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX, and discover the results from the March 31st Puzzle Corner.

THE PREVIOUS REBUS
*L*I*F*E* = Life amongst the stars, something scientists are still hoping to discover and that science fictions fans dream exists.

TRIVIA TIME
Q. What is the name of John Reid's horse?
A. If you know that John Reid is the man wearing the mask of the Lone Ranger, then you know his horse is named Silver.