Sunday, April 15, 2012


Hello Everybody. Ms Waxy Dragon here today because it's Punday!
No, that's not a typo. I just want to share some puns with you. Ready?

I do not enjoy computer jokes one bit.

The best sausages are the wurst.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This lady said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

This book about anti-gravity is so great I can't put it down.

A theatrical performance about puns is a play on words.

In dragon school today we took a field trip to a soda factory. I hope there isn't a pop quiz about it later.

Not everybody knows this, but contrary to popular belief, dragons are not solitary creatures. We love Humans and some of us even live amongst them, let alone with them.
"I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me."
MY Human, Roger Stegamn, was in an automobile accident last weekend, and unfortunately it will be a while before he's released from the hospital.
I have been with Roger since shortly before I was first hatched.
While we still don't know what happened to my mother, he found my egg and has taken care of me ever since.
Some people think I'm just one of many Internet avatars Roger has created over the years and that he "allows the character" to appear here on the Free Choice E-zine.
You Humans have quite an active imagination.

In any case, those concerned can post their prayers and well wishes on Roger's Facebook page.

the free choice e-zine staff

The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend to celebrate EARTH DAY.
Take care of this planet.
It's the only one we've got!

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