Saturday, December 16, 2023

THE PUZZLE CORNER: DECEMBER 16, 2023

 ๐Ÿ˜ŽFUN FACT
December 22 is the 75th anniversary of ♫Deck Us All With Boston Charlie♫ from Walt Kelly’s classic comic strip Pogo.

TRIVIA TIME⌚
Who was the first Pogo character to actually sing ♫Deck Us All With Boston Charlie♫?

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you spell out of the letters in CHRISTMAS?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX๐ŸŽ and discover the results from the December 9, 2023 Puzzle Corner.

๐Ÿฅ‡FAMOUS FIRSTS: THE CHRISTMAS CAROL EDITION
Just about everyone has sang every song, to date, for the holiday season. But do you know who the first to perform each tune listed was?
01. Frosty the Snowman⛄ was first sung by Gene Autry in a 1950 recording.
02. Have A Holly Jolly Christmas was actually first performed by The Quinto Sisters in 1962, although Burl Ives’ rendition is the most famous and popular, in part to being featured during the original Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Christmas special.
03. Judy Garland was the first to sing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas during the 1944 MGM musical Meet Me In Saint Louis.
04. Here Comes Santa Claus๐ŸŽ… was first sung by its co-writer Gene Autry in 1947, although the classic radio version is actually of a later recording.
05. I’ll Be Home For Christmas was first sung by Bing Crosby in 1943 as a World War 2 morale booster, but has since taken on a life of its own.
06. The Jingle Bell Rock was first performed by Bobby Helms in 1957.
07. Vaughn Monroe first pleaded Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow❄❅❆ in 1946.
08. Then 13 year old Brenda Lee first sang Rocking Around The Christmas Tree๐ŸŽ„ in 1958.
09. Believe it or not, there are two possible answers for this one!
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer๐ŸฆŒ first shined in 1948 when Harry Brannon sang it live on various New York City radio programs, but Gene Autry was the first to actually record the song the following year.
10. Eartha Kitt first purred Santa Baby๐ŸŽ… in 1953. Madonna’s version isn’t bad, but wouldn’t you like to see Harley Quinn take a whack at it?
11. ๐ŸŽ…Santa Claus Is Coming To Town is actually the oldest song on our list. Eddie Cantor was the first to sing it in a 1934 recording, although I personally like the rendition by Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.
12. Silver Bells๐Ÿ•ญ๐Ÿ•ญ was first performed in the 1951 Paramount Picture The Lemon Drop Kid by its star Bob Hope, who continued to perform it on every TV Christmas special he did until his passing.
13. Sleigh Ride๐Ÿ›ท as an instrumental was first performed by The Boston Pops Orchestra conducted by Arthur Fiedler in 1949, although the popular radio version is actually one of their later performances.
14. The Andrews Sisters were the first to sing Sleight Ride's lyrics in a 1950 recording, although Peggy Lee’s I Like To Sleigh Ride version from 1960 is pretty cool.
15. You are right to say Bing Crosby was the first to ever perform White Christmas, but he did so during his radio show on Christmas Day 1941. The movie Holiday Inn that first showcased the song was released in 1942, and the remake movie White Christmas in 1954.
16. Paul McCartney first celebrated having a Wonderful Christmas Time in 1979.
17. While many think Boris Karloff performed You’re A Mean One, Mister Grinch for the 1966 Chuck Jones produced animated adaptation of Doctor Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas, an originally uncredited Thurl Ravenscroft actually sang the Seuss lyrics.

Sunday, December 10, 2023

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DRY HUMOR (misc. jokes)

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
I don't know about things where you are, but it's been raining like crazy here since the first time I got up today.
The weather's making me so stir crazy, as you can see by the candid photo my people took, I'm afraid I got into a little mischief this afternoon but don't worry. My lawyer says we can get the photo thrown out of court as evidence since I never consented to have my picture taken.๐Ÿ˜ผ

In any event, I'm safe and dry within my people's house.
I'm sure all this rain will help the plants, trees and future gardens, but the man of the house is already complaining about the potential weeds next year and how he'll need a new riding lawn mower, to which his wife just rolls her eyes and goes back to the book she's reading.
Not that there's anything wrong with his old lawn mower, except for the fact that he has to push it around to cut any grass.

Since I'm not allowed outside to begin with, I have no idea what all the fuss is about.
No matter how much you mow, the grass will just grow back again, so why bother?
Of course they claim if you give a weed an inch, it will take a yard.
Purrsonally, I'm still trying to figure out who "they" are.
Anyway...

You know you've had too much coffee if you can thread a sewing machine while it's still running!

Gravity is the most fundamental force in the universe.
If you take it away, you have nothing left but gravy.

If they ever totally perfect self driving vehicles, will there come a day when we hear country songs about a man's pick up truck driving away with his dog, never to return?

During the late, late movie last night (or was that early this morning?) there was a commercial for a psychic claiming that they could change the viewer's life for the better.
If a psychic is able to see and know all, why don't they change their own lives for the better?
Then they could retire early and never have to work again.

Friendly reminder.
If you're stuck at work, hitting the Escape key on your computer won't help.

So on that note♪, take care.
STAY SAFE! ๐Ÿ˜ท
Have a great week and please be back next weekend when Koda Canine and I host our annual Christmas Party on the Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: DECEMBER 3-9, 2023: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 ๐Ÿ˜’DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, INTERNET SERVICE WAS NOT RESTORED TO THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE'S OFFICE UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 10. THE WEEK IN REVIEW WAS DILLIGENTLY POSTED AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE ONCE WE WERE BACK ONLINE AND, BARRING ANY OTHER ISSUES, THE SUNDAY FUNNIES WILL BE POSTED LATER TODAY.

WE NEED
MORE GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW! 

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS AND BURNINGS! 
WEAR YOUR MASK๐Ÿ˜ท WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

DECEMBER 9 IS INTERNATIONAL ANTI-CORRUPTION DAY.
DECEMBER 10 IS WORLD HUMAN RIGHTS DAY.
DECEMBER 11 IS THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY OF STAR TREK 9: INSURRECTION.
DECEMBER 14 IS MONKEY ๐Ÿ’DAY.
DECEMBER 15 IS THE 45TH ANNIVERSARY OF
SUPERMAN 1 WITH CHRISTOPHER REEVE.
DECEMBER 16 IS NATIONAL DAY IN BAHRAIN
AND SOUTH AFRICA’S DAY OF RECONCILIATION.
DECEMBER 18 IS NATIONAL DAY IN QATAR.
2023 IS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE HIP-HOP GENRE.

AM๐Ÿ˜ทNGST EVENTS AROUND THE W๐ŸŒRLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*The COVID state of the world, as of December 9 2023.
*The global M(onkey) Pox status, as of December 9, 2023.


*There are 4/FOUR separate links in the header.



THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

๐ŸŒTHE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
*FYI: There are coastal areas that accept used Christmas Trees๐ŸŽ„ to help rebuild sand dunes along the beach. Check with yours to see if this program is available in your area.
*FYI: Some zoos accept used Christmas Trees๐ŸŽ„ to help feed their animals. Check with yours to see if this program is available in your area.

๐ŸŒŸSPACE POSTS

๐Ÿ˜ขPASSING PARADE…
*The innocent lives lost during the Russian invasion of the Ukraine.
*Singer/song writer/guitarist Myles Goodwyn of April Wine is no longer with us.
*Actress Andrea Fay Friedman (Life Goes On, Family Guy, more) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*TV and movie creative force Normal Lear (way too many credits to mention) is no longer with us.
*Actor Ryan O’Neal (numerous credits over a decades long career) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
CAPITOL CHAOS: JANUARY 6, 2021>AFTERMATH
POLITICALLY…
⚖THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…
*A Texas Court has allowed one emergency abortion, but the State’s Supreme Court has put it on hold, pending their own hearing. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
๐Ÿ˜ทTHE US VERSUS COVID-19…
๐Ÿ˜ทTHE US VERSUS M(ONKEY) POX…
*The state of your state, M(onkey) Pox wise.
✅IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
*Despite some claims otherwise, Yellowstone National Park is still safe.
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*Apparently Senator Tommy Tuberville has decided to start allowing military promotions after all, despite the fact the military hasn’t met his demands concerning their abortion policies.
TRUMP’S TRIAL(S)…
ELSEWHERE…
๐Ÿ˜€AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…

Saturday, December 9, 2023

THE PUZZLE CORNER: DECEMBER 9, 2023

 ๐Ÿ˜ŽFUN FACT
Having just finished filming Goodfellas, actor Joe Pesci allegedly had to watch his language while filming Home Alone 1 afterwards.

๐Ÿฅ‡FAMOUS FIRS5TS: THE CHRISTMAS CAROL EDITION
Just about everyone has sang every song, to date, for the holiday season. But do you know who the first to perform each tune listed was?

01. Frosty the Snowman⛄
02. Have A Holly Jolly Christmas
03. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
04. Here Comes Santa Claus๐ŸŽ…
05. I’ll Be Home For Christmas
06. Jingle Bell Rock
07. Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!❄❅❆
08. Rocking Around The Christmas Tree๐ŸŽ„
09. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer๐ŸฆŒ
10. Santa Baby
11. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
12. Silver Bells๐Ÿ•ญ๐Ÿ•ญ
13. Sleigh Ride (as an instrumental)
14. Sleigh Ride (with lyrics)
15. White Christmas
16. Wonderful Christmas Time
17. You’re A Mean One, Mister Grinch

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX๐ŸŽ and discover the results from the December 2, 2023 Puzzle Corner.

REBUS
We’ve decorated The Free Choice E-zine office for the holidays and something familiar is represented by our Christmas Tree.
Do you know what it is?
Noel. (No L)

RHYME TIME
The clue to something is below, but no matter how long your answer is, each word within it must rhyme. Ready?
Why we have a specific holiday. = Season’s Reasons.

Thursday, December 7, 2023

CHANUKKAH 2023

 For those celebrating the Festival of Lights...

HAPPY CHANUKKAH!

From The Free Choice E-zine.

Sunday, December 3, 2023

SUNDAY FUNNIES: COMEDY COMFY COUCH TIME

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Okay, it took us a bit of time to figure things out but Piper D. Katt had the last solo presentation before our annual Thanksgiving team up and our Editor-In-Chief covering the actual holiday weekend, so it's my turn now!
As you can see, my people are gone at the moment so whet they don't know won't hurt them.
Or me.
I'm sitting on their my nice comfy couch and it's joke time. Ready?

People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology, bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely fool proof, is under estimating the ingenuity of fools.

No matter how much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing.
Things that always tell the truth: Small children, Dogs, Yoga pants...

When freezing rain hits you, it hurts like hail.

The Institute Of Unfinished Research concluded that 6 out of 10 people...
Sorry folks. For some reason that joke is unfinished.

Why is a piano so hard to open?
The keys are inside.

Why was the guitar๐ŸŽธ so sad?
He was tired of being picked on.
He’s all strung out and wants to have a relationship with no strings attached.
His last love song ended on a sour note.

The boss asked me to sign up for a 401k.
I told him there was no way I could run that far.

Does SAND gets its name from the fact that it is half way between the SEA and the LAND?

Women are better than men.
Don't believe me?
Then consider this. Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did.
But backwards and in heels.

So on that note♪, take care.
STAY SAFE! ๐Ÿ˜ท
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

Saturday, December 2, 2023

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: NOVEMBER 26-DECEMBER 2, 2023: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 
WE NEED
MORE GUN
RESPONSIBILITY
NOW! 

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS AND BURNINGS! 
WEAR YOUR MASK๐Ÿ˜ท WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

DECEMBER 4 IS INDIA’S NAVY DAY AND COOKIE DAY.
DECEMBER7 IS THE START OF
CHANUKKAH AT SUN DOWN, FOR THOSE OBSERVING.
DECEMBER 9 IS INTERNATIONAL ANTI-CORRUPTION DAY.
DECEMBER 10 IS WORLD HUMAN RIGHTS DAY.

AM๐Ÿ˜ทNGST EVENTS AROUND THE W๐ŸŒRLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*Russia’s Supreme Court has banned the LGBT movement in that country. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The COVID state of the world, as of December 2, 2023.
*The global M(onkey) Pox status, as of December 2, 2023.
*Sandro Botticelli’s famous but missing painting Madonna delle Grazie, aka Mother and Child, has been found.
*Author Paul Lynch won the 2023 Booker Prize for his novel Prophet Song.

*There are 4/FOUR separate links in the header.
*More hostages were released over the course of the initial cease fire. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Qatar managed to extend the cease fire.by 2/TWO days. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The Cease Fire, Day 6/SIX! (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)


THE TERRORIST REPORT…

*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

๐ŸŒTHE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
*For those interested, the United States at the conference.
*A once stationary iceberg is now adrift in the Antarctic. So where is it headed??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*FYI: There are coastal areas that accept used Christmas Trees to help rebuild sand dunes along the beach. Check with yours to see if this program is available in your area.
*FYI: Some zoos accept used Christmas Trees to help feed their animals. Check with yours to see if this program is available in your area.

๐ŸŒŸSPACE POSTS

๐Ÿ˜ขPASSING PARADE…
*The innocent lives lost during the Russian invasion of the Ukraine.
*Former diplomat and Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has passed away.
*Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor is no longer with us.
*Famed photographer Larry Fink is no longer with us.
*Puppeteer Marty Krofft of Sid and Marty Krofft Productions (H. R. Pufnstuf, Land of the Lost, much more) has passed away.
*(Vishwa)Mali the Elephant๐Ÿ˜ is no longer with us.
*Author John Nichols (The Sterile Cuckoo, The Wizard of Loneliness, more) has passed away.
*Visual Effects artist Mark Thorpe (Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises, more movies and created Robot Wars) is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
CAPITOL CHAOS: JANUARY 6, 2021>AFTERMATH
POLITICALLY…
⚖THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…
*Pending Court decisions could affect one’s right to trial by jury and gun control. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Speculation: Trump on abortion.
๐Ÿ˜ทTHE US VERSUS COVID-19…
๐Ÿ˜ทTHE US VERSUS M(ONKEY) POX…
*The state of your state, M(onkey) Pox wise.
✅IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*George Santos: To resign or be expelled???
*Answer: Santos was expelled. Now what happens to his seat in the House??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Republicans want Hunter Biden to testify, just not in public. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
TRUMP’S TRIAL(S)…
ELSEWHERE…
๐Ÿ˜€AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…
*December 3 is the 205th anniversary of Illinois joining the United States.

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