Hi nice peoples and friendly creatures. My name is Lazlo. I am a dragon too. I'm eggs-sighted to be here! My bestest friend in all the worlds Waxy Dragon said I could share limericks with you. I wish Waxy could bees here too. But after she ate all her Easter chocolate, she wanted more. Before she left, all Waxy said to me she was going Easter Bunny hunting. I wonder what she meant?
But let's have some fun any ways.
Here's a good limerick:'Tis a favorite project of mine,
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9
I not sure how well that will go over in a math class, but as long as I get a big piece, I don't care what kind of pie they are serving.
Here's another one...
There was a young astronaut named Kite
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She left home one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
Now, I not sure if she got a ticket for speeding, but I hope she got to keep frequent flyer miles.
There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?
Now I don't know how fly managed to stay on wall either, but it sure was tasty!
The incredible Wizard of Oz
Retired from his business becoz
due to up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he woz.
Don't you hate it when they change your favorite stories. Little Red Riding Hood is now on a motorcycle and the Big Bad Wolf made a killing in real estate.
But anyway, I have to go now. Waxy just called and asked me to bring her something called bail. I did not know she even had a boat. Please come back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!
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