HOPPY EASTER EVERYONE!Autumn the Puppy here, and I've dug up some good jokes eggspecially for today.
I don't think these need any eggsplaination.
Ready?
When the fledglings go off to college, what else does an empty nester face?
A scrambled nest egg!
If a rooster climbs to the top of the barn roof and lays an egg, which way does the egg roll considering that the barn is facing east and the wind is from the north?
Nowhere. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Did you hear about the one sided Easter Egg Hunt?
The person who hid them was the only contestant.
What did the egg say at the monastery during breakfast?
"Oh well, out of the frying pan and into the Friar."
What do evil chickens lay? Deviled eggs.
Did you hear about the farmer who was mad at the fox for getting into his hen house all the time? He fed his chickens gunpowder so the next time the fox tried to steal anything there would be a big eggsplosion!
Do tough chickens come from hard boiled eggs?
If apples, oranges, and other stuff comes from trees, does that mean we get chickens from a poul-tree?
What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? OUCH!
Well, I think I told enough yolks. I hope everyone enjoys the remainder of their Easter and we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!-AtP.
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