I love horses.
After dragons and cats, I personally feel they are the most beautiful animal in the world.
But one thing horses really love to do is tell jokes, and I'd thought I share some of them with you, straight from the horse's mouth.
Ready?
When does a horse talk?
Whinny wants to.
What do you call the horse next door?
A neigh-bor.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the classroom?
"Why the long face?"
Do you know what the horse said in reply?
"Because I fell earlier on the way to school and couldn't giddy up right away."
Why did the pony have to gargle?
Because it was a little hoarse.
A man rode his horse into town on Friday, stayed overnight, and then rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
Friday is the name of the horse!
Do you think horses would make good baseball players?
After all, they're always hitting flies with their tails.
As the horses say, "Any friend of yours is a palomino!" and I hope you'll all be here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies! Have a great week everybody!-wd.
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