Sunday, July 10, 2011


Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
And in my never ending thirst for knowledge (and a bottomless water bowl), look what I've dug up for you this weekend.
Having observed Humans for some time now, I have to admit that you folks do have some interesting perspectives on life.
To wit:
*To some people, it's not whether you win or lose, but how and where you place the blame.

*A fool and their money may soon be parted, but sometimes they can throw one heck of a party saying goodbye.

*Parents know money isn't everything in life, but it sure keeps their kids interested.

*Some say red meat isn't really bad for you. But let me assure everyone that the fuzzy green meat definitely is!

*Some scientists are working hard to develop artificial intelligence. But don't worry, I think that will never replace natural stupidity.

*Elevators are like life. They have their ups and downs. So does that mean escalators are a step in the right direction?

*William Canby is accredited with creating the first computing scale, proving the motto that when there's a will, there's a weigh.

*When marble was first discovered, did everyone take it for granite?

*Is being employed at a muffler shop exhausting work?

*University students in California are conducting atmospheric tests on the air quality there. Let's help them out. For those in that state at the moment, I wonder: can UCLA?

Well, that's all the space I have for now. Have a great week everybody and please come back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.-AtP.

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