Sunday, July 17, 2011

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WHAT CROSSED THE ROAD? & WHY?

Hello Everyone! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
Now I may not be as studious as Autumn the Puppy, but there are things (other than chocolate) that I get curious about and look into.
Like: Why did the chicken cross the road?
First off, who said it was a chicken?
Are we talking a physical chicken, as in feathers, a beak, etc.?
Or are we talking a more literal chicken, as in someone afraid to do something?
And why did this chicken, feathery or otherwise, need to cross the road?
Was there something important on the other side?
Was it challenged to do so?
Whatever the answer, I hope it crossed safely at an intersection, staying in the cross walk, and with the lights in its favor.
After all, what do you call a chicken that doesn't look both ways before it crosses the road?
DEAD!

In any event, here are some (in)famous crossing jokes that I've found.
Hope they don't make you too cross.

Why did the hen cross the road?
To prove she wasn't chicken.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
He wanted to impress the chicks.

Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Why did the robot cross the road?
Because the chicken was out of order.

Why did the fox cross the road?
To look for the chicken.

So, why DID the chicken cross the road?
Maybe he thought it was an eggs-cellent idea.

But I know why the chicken STOPPED crossing the road.
Because it was tired of all the jokes!

That's it for this weekend. Have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.-wd.

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