|"Cat chased up tree. Dog tired!"|
Today, if Waxy Dragon doesn't mind, I thought I'd try my paw at the open mike bit, where you just start telling jokes.
You know, like a late night talk show's opening monologue.
Of course, Waxy knows Mike a lot better than I do, so I hope neither of them mind.
Two crooks are in their getaway vehicle. One says to the other, "Is that cop following us with his lights on?"
Second crook looks over his shoulder and says: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes..."
Lady walks into a garden store, realizes she forgot her cash, and starts to write a check for a ton of peat moss. "Do you need to see some identification?" she asked.
The clerk replies, "That's not necessary ma'am. No self respecting crook buys peat moss."
Nutritionists claim eating healthy is just a question of having different colored foods at each meal. So I had a bowl of M&Ms for breakfast!
A perfect summer day is when the sky is blue, the weather's nice, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken!
Trying to think about jokes concerning tailors is not as easy as it seams.
Congrats to every radio station for being Number 1! Who's Number 2?
"Let's just agree to disagree," says the person losing the argument.
Before you speak, listen.
Before you write, think.
Before you quit, try.
Before you use the bathroom, make sure there's plenty of toilet paper and soap.
And on that note, I wish everyone a good week, and Waxy Dragon will be back here next weekend for our annual Halloween installment of the Sunday Funnies!-AtP.