|Always hungry, especially for chocolate!|
Right now, a lot of farmers are working on bringing in their fall harvests, so I thought I would reap some food themed jokes today.
Hopefully they ain't too corny. Ready?
What do you call exploding underwear?
Fruit of the Boom.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his mommy and daddy were in a jam.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why do melons have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator?
"Close that door! I'm dressing!"
Why did Beethoven give up trying to raise chickens?
Because they kept saying, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
What is a farmer?
Someone outstanding in their field.
So here's to farmers and their farms, without who none of us would get to eat!
And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.